funkybug:

snailofficial:

agendr:

but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone

The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.

snails are truly upstanding citizens

nyehs:

how to become tumblr famous:

  • NO! NO NO NO!
  • STICK TO THE STUFF YOU KNOW
  • IF YOU WANNA BE COOL FOLLOW ONE SIMPLE RULE
  • DONT MESS WITH THE FLOW NO NO
  • STICK TO THE STATUS QUO 

milominderbindered:

orange is the new black meme

[3/3] characters: Sophia Burset

I have given five years, eighty thousand dollars, and my freedom for this.  I am finally who I’m supposed to be. Do you understand?  I can’t go back.

hookbillkoopa:

instability-report:

hookbillkoopa:

'All pop music today is bad. I only listen to classics like the Beatles'

A surefire way to let me know you are boring as hell

' 'All pop music today is bad. I only listen to classics like the Beatles.'

A surefire way to let me know you are boring as hell’

A surefire way to let me know you listen to bad music.

Nicki Minaj’s verse in Monster was better than the entire discography of The Beatles